We found this big ol' brick house ho at a local pancake house getting her grind on! She had a tall stack of flapjacks with strawberry syrup and melted butter, no wonder she's packin so much heat! Anyhow, we enticed her back to the pad by offering her some blueberry pancakes but first made her earn her meal. Oh, did I mention we slipped a 12 inch sausage into her face and
she blew on that big fat ol' hog until like the blueberries, she was blue in the face.